I'm back from champagne drinking and more with the favorite ex. It was nice. We have plans again tomorrow, day. Why am I excited? This is so wrong. I'm going to be tasteful for once and not tell about the good sex. I'll save that for tomorrow.
For now I'll tell you about why false eyelashes suck...
I NEVER use fake eyelashes Actually i don't really like fake anything, exept for tans, but not the orange tans, the nice bronzy ones. So I wanted to look extra good, bc everyone likes looking extra good when seeing ex's. So I brought out the fake eytelashes. I'm an idiot and managed to glue the inner corners of my left eye together. I was flipping out bc I coldn't get it open unless I ripped my real lashes out, which I didn't want to do. After much panic, I thought to use eyemakeup remover, which worked. I was relieved, but very pissed that my beautiful makeup was totally ruined, and that I had to start over from scratch.
Basically the lesson is: IF YOU EVER GLUE YOUR EYE SHUT, RUB THE OILIEST, GREASIEST EYE MAKEUP REMOVER THAT YOU OWN ALL OVER YOUR EYE, AND THEN RINSE.